Big iconic 360 games right there right?
Rightttt? RITEEE????!!!!
Yeah. Well. Dur. You have to buy them. Seriously.
Fallout 3 is the utter simulation of shit gone wrong with nukes. I like to think of it as training for the future. Let's face it kids. No one gets nukes and has them placed in the corner, we should start thinking in how to get immunity to radioactive material as soon as possible.
I think I would die if I was in Fallout 3. No not like those NPCs that give out their life for you to move on. I mean the ones that die right in the beginning. Because they suck ass. I mean it. Fallout 3 was a new experience for me. Oblivion with guns is a sub-title. How about Oblivion with a smaller map and more bullshit out there to kill you? Or confusing and none-informative shit-ass quests? Yeah. I'm peeved. I mean. I spend one hour to find out the bastard I have to deliver this letter to is somewhere in another - way for it - 'castle'. No fuck you. I want my linear quests , where I KNOW the NPC's there. Shit.
Still Fallout 3 makes me glee of joy and stuff. I played the Fallout and Fallout 2 this week and I found myself , deleting them and rushing to my 360.
No fanbois. Fuck you. Old Skool Fallout sucks compared to 3. Don't give me " IT'S NOT THE SAME " shit. Srsly. No. I actually want some detail in my freaking games. Not sprites and PNG. files for backgrounds. Okay? We're clear on that? Good. Now shut up.
SAINTS ROW 2.
I NEED A GANGSTAAA BITCH. YEAHHHH. -ahem- Sorry. Saints Row 2 , as the name says it's a sequel of Saints Row , a GTA wannabe , that actually does better then GTA in terms of customization.
Gta IV? Customization? Que? No. Dressing up a slav as a moron/hip dude/fresh off boat fashion isn't customization. Hell you can't even buy a house in that game. Or can you? I forgot. But that's it. A house. Or two. Meanwhile on SR2 you buy property. REMEMBER GTA:SAN ANDREAS AND VICE CITY? Okay mix those two together , plus the ability of creating your own character. Got a stiffy yet? Good. That was fast. Well all things good has a rotten side. Glitches. I mean it. This game is bugged. Like shit. Luckly those bugs only help you out , so it's cool. But still...Also this game has an online mode. Woo. Can someone say Co-Op?
No? Okay. I'll explain. Imagine John and Stevens. John and Stevens have an shared/two Xbox360's. They can play together and do the storyline. TOGETHER. And they'll gain an achievement by doing the whole story and getting most of the out-side storyline activities....
Is anyone willing to side with me to get that shitty achievement? Yes? No? Fuck you. D<
Anyways. Got money to spend? Get these games. Also get Fable II. And Rockband 2. And Left 4 Dead....Just get them dammit.
X-mas List :
-Fallout 3 /GOT IT/
-Saints Row 2/GOT IT/
-Fable II
-Rockband 2
-Left 4 Dead
-Call of Duty : World at War
What? So I already have a x-mas list. I'm a consumist prick. Get over it.
Wednesday, November 19
Monday, November 10
Fuck, and other fucking business.
Most underrated word. EVER.
Seriously. Imagine a world without the f-word.
Just...do it.
" Oh Billy , go fornicate yourself. "
That doesn't work. Really. Try it. Speak , utter said words.
Didn't that sounded like you were back from the 20's? Seriously doesn't it?
Major clusterfuck right?
Anyways.
I bet you're like. " Oh shit he actually did something with his blog! "
I just post random crap of me , being angry and other ...things...like that. Budda. Anyways. There's a time when a man...has a lot of shit in his way...and it's stressing him out...and shit like that. THAT'S CALLED.....GOING POSTAL.
My life is a mess. Yup. My plans of getting my ass not handed in a platter are failing. Big time. My credit card was frozen until I pay up. There goes FFXI down the toilet. My xbox360 came back though. Win-points there.
Lose-Points : 9 ; Win-Points : 6
Oh , my uncle's going out of town and he's taking zeh aunties' with him.
Lose-points 11 ; Win-points 9 , I do enjoy their company...they're smart and attractive people. Unlike you.
Did I mention that I'm alone? Yeah. Food? Money management? Cooking?! SERIOUSLY. ME?! COOKING!? I'm a guy.
-OH NOES MAN-ESQUE SEXIST PIG LIKE SPEECH COMING UP. QUICKLY GIRLS HOLD YOUR VAGINAS FROM LEEKING-
Guy don't cook.
-Okay, the coast's clear-
Lose - points 20 , Win points - 10
Also some private shit came in the way. Me ish pissed and sad. :( Waaaah.
Well thank god that's off my system.
MOVING ON.
I hate women sometimes. They're like black people , OH NOES RACISM , actually all racial minorities in this world are bitches. OH NO LESS CONCENTRATED RACISM ON THE BLACKS BUT IT AFFECTS WORLDWIDE.
Damn , I'm on a roll. See , guys , before you get some hacker to trace me and kill me , I'll explain to you why am I so mean to you guys. The black people...and the asian people...and the not-roman latinos.
You guys think EVERYTHING'S racist. Seriously? The N-word? You made it up. The dog eating jokes? Stop eating Fido and Fifi assholes. The whole 'He gringooo loco , motherfucker' joke? You guys say that all the time.
We're white. We're not special. We don't have smartness and overall sad determination like asians...we don't have less chances of getting skin cancer like the afro-descendents and also we don't have the awesome facial hair and overall gringo loco attitude like you mexicanos and weirdass locos.
WE GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING RIGHT?! Also stop giving us ammo. That's pathetic. Wanna change 'our' ways? Start changing yours. I mean it 50 Cent. I mean it Daddy Yankee. I mean it Wu Tang Clan.
Seriously. I do.
Also women are dumb sometimes. You always go out with the wrong guy. EVEN THOUGH YOU HEARD HE'S A MAJOR ASS. You'll turn head over heels by this hot guy you see. Also you have feelings. No wonder you get a promotion. Haha bitch.
See , when a woman cheats on a man , the man slaps her. If a man cheats on a woman , she cries. Men drive safely. Women don't. Seriously look it up. Men don't have the need to march because we're lazy fucks and we take care of our shit. Women have 56 unions and 2 world-wide companies to save your asses from getting killed.
Seriously? Girls? Man up. Go get a gun , grow some balls and watch porn. Is that hard?
Disclaimer : I'm communist. Blame Stalin. Not me. ( LAWL JOKE. OR IS IT?! )
Seriously. Imagine a world without the f-word.
Just...do it.
" Oh Billy , go fornicate yourself. "
That doesn't work. Really. Try it. Speak , utter said words.
Didn't that sounded like you were back from the 20's? Seriously doesn't it?
Major clusterfuck right?
Anyways.
I bet you're like. " Oh shit he actually did something with his blog! "
I just post random crap of me , being angry and other ...things...like that. Budda. Anyways. There's a time when a man...has a lot of shit in his way...and it's stressing him out...and shit like that. THAT'S CALLED.....GOING POSTAL.
My life is a mess. Yup. My plans of getting my ass not handed in a platter are failing. Big time. My credit card was frozen until I pay up. There goes FFXI down the toilet. My xbox360 came back though. Win-points there.
Lose-Points : 9 ; Win-Points : 6
Oh , my uncle's going out of town and he's taking zeh aunties' with him.
Lose-points 11 ; Win-points 9 , I do enjoy their company...they're smart and attractive people. Unlike you.
Did I mention that I'm alone? Yeah. Food? Money management? Cooking?! SERIOUSLY. ME?! COOKING!? I'm a guy.
-OH NOES MAN-ESQUE SEXIST PIG LIKE SPEECH COMING UP. QUICKLY GIRLS HOLD YOUR VAGINAS FROM LEEKING-
Guy don't cook.
-Okay, the coast's clear-
Lose - points 20 , Win points - 10
Also some private shit came in the way. Me ish pissed and sad. :( Waaaah.
Well thank god that's off my system.
MOVING ON.
I hate women sometimes. They're like black people , OH NOES RACISM , actually all racial minorities in this world are bitches. OH NO LESS CONCENTRATED RACISM ON THE BLACKS BUT IT AFFECTS WORLDWIDE.
Damn , I'm on a roll. See , guys , before you get some hacker to trace me and kill me , I'll explain to you why am I so mean to you guys. The black people...and the asian people...and the not-roman latinos.
You guys think EVERYTHING'S racist. Seriously? The N-word? You made it up. The dog eating jokes? Stop eating Fido and Fifi assholes. The whole 'He gringooo loco , motherfucker' joke? You guys say that all the time.
We're white. We're not special. We don't have smartness and overall sad determination like asians...we don't have less chances of getting skin cancer like the afro-descendents and also we don't have the awesome facial hair and overall gringo loco attitude like you mexicanos and weirdass locos.
WE GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING RIGHT?! Also stop giving us ammo. That's pathetic. Wanna change 'our' ways? Start changing yours. I mean it 50 Cent. I mean it Daddy Yankee. I mean it Wu Tang Clan.
Seriously. I do.
Also women are dumb sometimes. You always go out with the wrong guy. EVEN THOUGH YOU HEARD HE'S A MAJOR ASS. You'll turn head over heels by this hot guy you see. Also you have feelings. No wonder you get a promotion. Haha bitch.
See , when a woman cheats on a man , the man slaps her. If a man cheats on a woman , she cries. Men drive safely. Women don't. Seriously look it up. Men don't have the need to march because we're lazy fucks and we take care of our shit. Women have 56 unions and 2 world-wide companies to save your asses from getting killed.
Seriously? Girls? Man up. Go get a gun , grow some balls and watch porn. Is that hard?
Disclaimer : I'm communist. Blame Stalin. Not me. ( LAWL JOKE. OR IS IT?! )
Monday, October 20
Mother Nature just pissed her pants dude!!
Few of you might know that awesome line from Tropic Thunder.
A movie about a war movie that is based on a book.
About five men , portrating a movie based on a man who was a P.O.W. on the war of the Vietcong back in the 60's. The movie was late in being released to the public and the budget just kept growing over the prima-donna personality of the actors and the inexperience of the director.
Quickly , pressure was on said director , as the person who gave him the money and his crew wanted to ring his throat for being a sucky ass.
Yet Four Leafs , the P.O.W. and the writer of the book , suggests in dropping the actors in the middle of the jungle isolated from tecnology and overall civilization. That's where shit go wrong. Wayy wrong.
But first let me tackle the characters. I do not recall must of the names' of said characters...yet they're quite...let's say....memorable.
Robert D. Jr. plays Kirk Lazarus , the aussie , multi-awarded actor who is known for getting inside the skin of his characters...way too much , almost losing his original traits. He goes though a pigmentation surgery making him black, he's australian. He's SUPPOSTED to be white. Thus the whole criticism.
Ben Stiller plays Tugg Speedman , a action hero movie star from back in the days who lost the spark and is stuck in a overall sequence of shitty movies. His last movie called Simple Jack , has him portrating a retarded young man , with rather simple and stupid dialogue. Another shit bomb right there.
Jack Black plays some dude...who is known for making comedy movies about ...farts and fat people. He's on drugs and he's a totally homenage to Chris Farley. Strike 3 on being a shit bomber.
Some black dude , el oh el , plays Alpa Chino , the R&B , Hip-Hop , overall bitchslapping rap gangsta artist , who jumped from selling records to being a movie star. He feels that Kirk's change to being a black and speaking in a overall 70's negro accent, is offensive. He uses the N word. Oh noes , strike 4.
Then some dude I don't know , portraits a rookie actor , who unlike his co-workers , read the script , the book and went to book camp for the movie. He's the only useful member in the gang and unfortunately , since he's new , none of the other actors know his name correctly.
So pretty much the cast of characters is given out to you. Unfortunately , since Ben Stiller wrote , directed and produced the movie , Ben had the 'need' to place his character in a golden bust , outshining all the other characters...but unfortunately , that just made the movie shitty. Yet the other characters seem awesome in contrast over Ben's character. Their lines are hilarious and they're fluent with the scenario. No offense Ben. But next time you write...try and bring out everyone. Not you. The movie is hilarious in some parts and stupid in some. It's like watching a normal movie that has a 60 percent in Rotten Tomatos.
Want to spend your money in a mediocre yet almost shining out to the top film? Here's your shot.
I felt somewhat ripped off. But that's just me.
A movie about a war movie that is based on a book.
About five men , portrating a movie based on a man who was a P.O.W. on the war of the Vietcong back in the 60's. The movie was late in being released to the public and the budget just kept growing over the prima-donna personality of the actors and the inexperience of the director.
Quickly , pressure was on said director , as the person who gave him the money and his crew wanted to ring his throat for being a sucky ass.
Yet Four Leafs , the P.O.W. and the writer of the book , suggests in dropping the actors in the middle of the jungle isolated from tecnology and overall civilization. That's where shit go wrong. Wayy wrong.
But first let me tackle the characters. I do not recall must of the names' of said characters...yet they're quite...let's say....memorable.
Robert D. Jr. plays Kirk Lazarus , the aussie , multi-awarded actor who is known for getting inside the skin of his characters...way too much , almost losing his original traits. He goes though a pigmentation surgery making him black, he's australian. He's SUPPOSTED to be white. Thus the whole criticism.
Ben Stiller plays Tugg Speedman , a action hero movie star from back in the days who lost the spark and is stuck in a overall sequence of shitty movies. His last movie called Simple Jack , has him portrating a retarded young man , with rather simple and stupid dialogue. Another shit bomb right there.
Jack Black plays some dude...who is known for making comedy movies about ...farts and fat people. He's on drugs and he's a totally homenage to Chris Farley. Strike 3 on being a shit bomber.
Some black dude , el oh el , plays Alpa Chino , the R&B , Hip-Hop , overall bitchslapping rap gangsta artist , who jumped from selling records to being a movie star. He feels that Kirk's change to being a black and speaking in a overall 70's negro accent, is offensive. He uses the N word. Oh noes , strike 4.
Then some dude I don't know , portraits a rookie actor , who unlike his co-workers , read the script , the book and went to book camp for the movie. He's the only useful member in the gang and unfortunately , since he's new , none of the other actors know his name correctly.
So pretty much the cast of characters is given out to you. Unfortunately , since Ben Stiller wrote , directed and produced the movie , Ben had the 'need' to place his character in a golden bust , outshining all the other characters...but unfortunately , that just made the movie shitty. Yet the other characters seem awesome in contrast over Ben's character. Their lines are hilarious and they're fluent with the scenario. No offense Ben. But next time you write...try and bring out everyone. Not you. The movie is hilarious in some parts and stupid in some. It's like watching a normal movie that has a 60 percent in Rotten Tomatos.
Want to spend your money in a mediocre yet almost shining out to the top film? Here's your shot.
I felt somewhat ripped off. But that's just me.
Saturday, October 18
Orgamic day , equals , orgamic post
YEAH.
ORGASM.
I'm off from work today.
SWEET. That's an orgasm right there.
Count : 1
I went off and bought Zatochi's series and the movie and it's artbook. Costed me 79 quid.
ORGASMMMMM.
Count : 2
I had pea soup for brunch , lunch , snack between and dinner. I'll probably eat it though out the night.
Count : 3
Now I'm writing on my blog.
....Turn-off.
Count : -3
I got a interesting e-mail from a friend of mine.
It was about a anime site he had and wanted me to join.
Anime? I'm sorry. Japanese cartoons with a fancy french name. I'll diminish it to JCwaFFN
Easy to recall? Enough for your brain I hope.
So I say. Of course.
" No. "
With a polite accent on the 'o'.
He continued on bitching until the 5th e-mail.
With words like. " Why not? ; Come on man it's gonna be fun! ; I need you , you're kinda of smart. "
I replied. " No. "
Seriously. I didn't even read his replies. No. Negative answer. Niet. Nien. No. Não. Jamais.
Then we have the MSN talk. Oh the orgasm count will go down to infinite negatives.
Him >> Dude how come you won't go to my website man?!
Me >> I don't like anime.
Him >> But dude anime's awesome! Teaches you things and not to mention the eye candy!
Me >> Eye...candy? ...Oh you mean the big-breasted chicks. I like those. That's it.
(( I like breasts okay? It doesn't make me a machist pig nor a pervert. Unfortunately I'm both. Honesty is the best tool , people. Use it. ))
Him >> C'mon man.
Me >> Listen , , I'm starting to dislike you're constant bickering. ( I used those fancy words. This means I'm either serious or high. Or drunk. Or both. )
I dislike anime. Don't make me block you and probably track you down.
Him >> Fine...Baka arou.
Oh no he didn't.
He did not use otaku's favourites' line. Baka? Arou? Are you constipated or willing to get shot?
Me >> Bless you.
I answer. Trying to place some humour to ease this bombing F-bomb incoming his way.
Him >> Urusai baka inu.
You. Are. So. Fucked.
Me >> Listen to me fuckface. Just because you know some words in japanese , doesn't make you the man. I'm the man. I'm the guy who probably will get your sister pregnant and run over your dog! I'm the guy your mom will think of , when she's fucking your dad. So listen to me Boy George , 70's japanaphiliac fuck , I'm not in the mood for your bullshit and your nazi talk. And yes. Japanese people were nazis. Still are. Look up gaijin , shit face. They don't like you! THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE ASIANS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. NOW FUCK OFF. Also..have a nice day, kawaii desu ne. ^__^
He disappeared from my buddy list and e-mail list in minus 5 minutes.
Orgasm count?
Over nine thousand baby.
ORGASM.
I'm off from work today.
SWEET. That's an orgasm right there.
Count : 1
I went off and bought Zatochi's series and the movie and it's artbook. Costed me 79 quid.
ORGASMMMMM.
Count : 2
I had pea soup for brunch , lunch , snack between and dinner. I'll probably eat it though out the night.
Count : 3
Now I'm writing on my blog.
....Turn-off.
Count : -3
I got a interesting e-mail from a friend of mine.
It was about a anime site he had and wanted me to join.
Anime? I'm sorry. Japanese cartoons with a fancy french name. I'll diminish it to JCwaFFN
Easy to recall? Enough for your brain I hope.
So I say. Of course.
" No. "
With a polite accent on the 'o'.
He continued on bitching until the 5th e-mail.
With words like. " Why not? ; Come on man it's gonna be fun! ; I need you , you're kinda of smart. "
I replied. " No. "
Seriously. I didn't even read his replies. No. Negative answer. Niet. Nien. No. Não. Jamais.
Then we have the MSN talk. Oh the orgasm count will go down to infinite negatives.
Him >> Dude how come you won't go to my website man?!
Me >> I don't like anime.
Him >> But dude anime's awesome! Teaches you things and not to mention the eye candy!
Me >> Eye...candy? ...Oh you mean the big-breasted chicks. I like those. That's it.
(( I like breasts okay? It doesn't make me a machist pig nor a pervert. Unfortunately I'm both. Honesty is the best tool , people. Use it. ))
Him >> C'mon man.
Me >> Listen ,
I dislike anime. Don't make me block you and probably track you down.
Him >> Fine...Baka arou.
Oh no he didn't.
He did not use otaku's favourites' line. Baka? Arou? Are you constipated or willing to get shot?
Me >> Bless you.
I answer. Trying to place some humour to ease this bombing F-bomb incoming his way.
Him >> Urusai baka inu.
You. Are. So. Fucked.
Me >> Listen to me fuckface. Just because you know some words in japanese , doesn't make you the man. I'm the man. I'm the guy who probably will get your sister pregnant and run over your dog! I'm the guy your mom will think of , when she's fucking your dad. So listen to me Boy George , 70's japanaphiliac fuck , I'm not in the mood for your bullshit and your nazi talk. And yes. Japanese people were nazis. Still are. Look up gaijin , shit face. They don't like you! THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE ASIANS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. NOW FUCK OFF. Also..have a nice day, kawaii desu ne. ^__^
He disappeared from my buddy list and e-mail list in minus 5 minutes.
Orgasm count?
Over nine thousand baby.
Friday, October 17
This is madness!! No. This is XBOX360!!!
As the title fits in , you'll reckon of me as a Microsoft fanboy who prefers the 360 over the PS3 because it has Bill Gates' face in it.
Well fuck you.
PS3 sucked ass and had shitty games. Resistance? Resistance in not getting bored out of my freakin' skull....okay okay , I'm sorry okay? The PS3 is a good console , just like the 360.
And the Wii...-giggle giggle-
Oh no I'm not laughing about the fact the Wii's a walking penis joke waiting to happen. It's just the fact that the Wii is ...well...in graphics wise...under the PS2. But Nintendo always bets on gameplay! That's what I want to hear Nintendo! Now go out and sucker up the little kids with pokemon and digimon and all that japanese crap! GO YOU MIYAMOTOOOO.
I dunno why , but I feel like the Wii's a rejected offspring of the 360 and the PS3 after a saturday night of heavy drinking. Or prom.
But that's just me.
Let's move on to the SERIOUS BUSINESS that led to the title of my post.
I went to a Xbox360 workshop , I didn't name the place , they did , to see if I could get a new 360 in exchange of my possessed ape shit tray opening demon.
They said the following.
" We need to ship it to Germany for repairs. "
WUUUAAAT?! Seriously. Is it hard for you guys to give me a 360 without a harddrive , or controllers? Fuck , I'll even pay for the controller in case my uncle's wife wants to play! Can't they pick up my 360 try to repair it HERE, if it doesn't work , send it to Xbox360 US' headquarters and get the money for the recycling!? And my old stupid 360 would be a new one. BETTER. STRONGER. FASTER. HAR- okay enough, you get the jig.
Shit shouldn't be this hard.
It's a console. Not a BMW. It's a entertainment tool for me to enjoy. Not a death waiting game. Assholes...
But still , now I have a reason to play PC games and my good ol' partner PS2....That is...if I don't find something better.
Well fuck you.
PS3 sucked ass and had shitty games. Resistance? Resistance in not getting bored out of my freakin' skull....okay okay , I'm sorry okay? The PS3 is a good console , just like the 360.
And the Wii...-giggle giggle-
Oh no I'm not laughing about the fact the Wii's a walking penis joke waiting to happen. It's just the fact that the Wii is ...well...in graphics wise...under the PS2. But Nintendo always bets on gameplay! That's what I want to hear Nintendo! Now go out and sucker up the little kids with pokemon and digimon and all that japanese crap! GO YOU MIYAMOTOOOO.
I dunno why , but I feel like the Wii's a rejected offspring of the 360 and the PS3 after a saturday night of heavy drinking. Or prom.
But that's just me.
Let's move on to the SERIOUS BUSINESS that led to the title of my post.
I went to a Xbox360 workshop , I didn't name the place , they did , to see if I could get a new 360 in exchange of my possessed ape shit tray opening demon.
They said the following.
" We need to ship it to Germany for repairs. "
WUUUAAAT?! Seriously. Is it hard for you guys to give me a 360 without a harddrive , or controllers? Fuck , I'll even pay for the controller in case my uncle's wife wants to play! Can't they pick up my 360 try to repair it HERE, if it doesn't work , send it to Xbox360 US' headquarters and get the money for the recycling!? And my old stupid 360 would be a new one. BETTER. STRONGER. FASTER. HAR- okay enough, you get the jig.
Shit shouldn't be this hard.
It's a console. Not a BMW. It's a entertainment tool for me to enjoy. Not a death waiting game. Assholes...
But still , now I have a reason to play PC games and my good ol' partner PS2....That is...if I don't find something better.
Thursday, October 16
A 1st post is a good post
Okay , time to get this wagon rollin'.
Rightoh , chaps , here's the deal , this is a blog where I deposit ...well...hmm...words.
Period , next sentance.
People nowadays think blogs are WORTH GOLD. Because they think there's one out there to save them from medium standart of life , where you work , get paid , breed and die , with exchange of E-FAME.
Ya' know , e-fame...as in.. " LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE :( -cry cry whaam- "
No. Fuck you.
1st fuck you in my 1st blog. Achievement unlocked biatchez. 5gs.
I'm not going to be emo. I'm not going to share you my 'feelings', except for anger and overall frustration and sharing the stupidity among humanity.
Because it's not money , or love , or the internet that moves the world.
It's retards like ...I dunno. YOU. That's right.
I hate you. Unless you pay me money or do a incredible stunt to impress me. I prefer the cash though.
Oh don't get me wrong. This blog isn't special. This blog isn't NEW. I'm just that typical guy who prefers to stab his own eyes then to listen certain people talk. Certain people are , at least by quota standarts 81 percent of the world population.
THAT'S RIGHT. I'M THAT GUY WHO HATES PEOPLE BUT STILL INTERACTS WITH THEM.
So yeah I'm an oxymoron. Big whoop. Sue me? That's what I thought.
MOVING ON.
So shit happened this week.
Xbox360 was possessed by a tray disk , turning on power random ghost , the internet was cut off and my stomach is being stabbed. Curse thee Chao Min. Curse thee. Also I broke up with Anne.
But also Anne's annoying. So I'm going to consider that a good point.
Bah da bish!
Okay no more attempts of sound effects of comedy.
I swear.
BAH DA BISH.
I also lie like a fuck.
MOVING ONNNNN.
Wow this is fun. I hope no one's reading this. THIS IS LIKE SO PRIVATE OMGZ.
Not really, it's stupid. I feel so stupid right now. Yet so drawn into it , I feel the need to write torrents of words , enough to make a book , a motion picture and a Korean drama with retarded babies.
.....I better write this down.
Rightoh , chaps , here's the deal , this is a blog where I deposit ...well...hmm...words.
Period , next sentance.
People nowadays think blogs are WORTH GOLD. Because they think there's one out there to save them from medium standart of life , where you work , get paid , breed and die , with exchange of E-FAME.
Ya' know , e-fame...as in.. " LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE :( -cry cry whaam- "
No. Fuck you.
1st fuck you in my 1st blog. Achievement unlocked biatchez. 5gs.
I'm not going to be emo. I'm not going to share you my 'feelings', except for anger and overall frustration and sharing the stupidity among humanity.
Because it's not money , or love , or the internet that moves the world.
It's retards like ...I dunno. YOU. That's right.
I hate you. Unless you pay me money or do a incredible stunt to impress me. I prefer the cash though.
Oh don't get me wrong. This blog isn't special. This blog isn't NEW. I'm just that typical guy who prefers to stab his own eyes then to listen certain people talk. Certain people are , at least by quota standarts 81 percent of the world population.
THAT'S RIGHT. I'M THAT GUY WHO HATES PEOPLE BUT STILL INTERACTS WITH THEM.
So yeah I'm an oxymoron. Big whoop. Sue me? That's what I thought.
MOVING ON.
So shit happened this week.
Xbox360 was possessed by a tray disk , turning on power random ghost , the internet was cut off and my stomach is being stabbed. Curse thee Chao Min. Curse thee. Also I broke up with Anne.
But also Anne's annoying. So I'm going to consider that a good point.
Bah da bish!
Okay no more attempts of sound effects of comedy.
I swear.
BAH DA BISH.
I also lie like a fuck.
MOVING ONNNNN.
Wow this is fun. I hope no one's reading this. THIS IS LIKE SO PRIVATE OMGZ.
Not really, it's stupid. I feel so stupid right now. Yet so drawn into it , I feel the need to write torrents of words , enough to make a book , a motion picture and a Korean drama with retarded babies.
.....I better write this down.
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