Wednesday, November 19

Fallout 3 and Saints Row 2

Big iconic 360 games right there right?

Rightttt? RITEEE????!!!!

Yeah. Well. Dur. You have to buy them. Seriously.

Fallout 3 is the utter simulation of shit gone wrong with nukes. I like to think of it as training for the future. Let's face it kids. No one gets nukes and has them placed in the corner, we should start thinking in how to get immunity to radioactive material as soon as possible.

I think I would die if I was in Fallout 3. No not like those NPCs that give out their life for you to move on. I mean the ones that die right in the beginning. Because they suck ass. I mean it. Fallout 3 was a new experience for me. Oblivion with guns is a sub-title. How about Oblivion with a smaller map and more bullshit out there to kill you? Or confusing and none-informative shit-ass quests? Yeah. I'm peeved. I mean. I spend one hour to find out the bastard I have to deliver this letter to is somewhere in another - way for it - 'castle'. No fuck you. I want my linear quests , where I KNOW the NPC's there. Shit.

Still Fallout 3 makes me glee of joy and stuff. I played the Fallout and Fallout 2 this week and I found myself , deleting them and rushing to my 360.

No fanbois. Fuck you. Old Skool Fallout sucks compared to 3. Don't give me " IT'S NOT THE SAME " shit. Srsly. No. I actually want some detail in my freaking games. Not sprites and PNG. files for backgrounds. Okay? We're clear on that? Good. Now shut up.


I NEED A GANGSTAAA BITCH. YEAHHHH. -ahem- Sorry. Saints Row 2 , as the name says it's a sequel of Saints Row , a GTA wannabe , that actually does better then GTA in terms of customization.

Gta IV? Customization? Que? No. Dressing up a slav as a moron/hip dude/fresh off boat fashion isn't customization. Hell you can't even buy a house in that game. Or can you? I forgot. But that's it. A house. Or two. Meanwhile on SR2 you buy property. REMEMBER GTA:SAN ANDREAS AND VICE CITY? Okay mix those two together , plus the ability of creating your own character. Got a stiffy yet? Good. That was fast. Well all things good has a rotten side. Glitches. I mean it. This game is bugged. Like shit. Luckly those bugs only help you out , so it's cool. But still...Also this game has an online mode. Woo. Can someone say Co-Op?

No? Okay. I'll explain. Imagine John and Stevens. John and Stevens have an shared/two Xbox360's. They can play together and do the storyline. TOGETHER. And they'll gain an achievement by doing the whole story and getting most of the out-side storyline activities....

Is anyone willing to side with me to get that shitty achievement? Yes? No? Fuck you. D<

Anyways. Got money to spend? Get these games. Also get Fable II. And Rockband 2. And Left 4 Dead....Just get them dammit.

X-mas List :

-Fallout 3 /GOT IT/
-Saints Row 2/GOT IT/
-Fable II
-Rockband 2
-Left 4 Dead
-Call of Duty : World at War

What? So I already have a x-mas list. I'm a consumist prick. Get over it.

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