Fuck, and other fucking business.

Most underrated word. EVER.

Seriously. Imagine a world without the f-word.

Just...do it.

" Oh Billy , go fornicate yourself. "

That doesn't work. Really. Try it. Speak , utter said words.

Didn't that sounded like you were back from the 20's? Seriously doesn't it?

Major clusterfuck right?

Anyways.

I bet you're like. " Oh shit he actually did something with his blog! "

I just post random crap of me , being angry and other ...things...like that. Budda. Anyways. There's a time when a man...has a lot of shit in his way...and it's stressing him out...and shit like that. THAT'S CALLED.....GOING POSTAL.

My life is a mess. Yup. My plans of getting my ass not handed in a platter are failing. Big time. My credit card was frozen until I pay up. There goes FFXI down the toilet. My xbox360 came back though. Win-points there.

Lose-Points : 9 ; Win-Points : 6

Oh , my uncle's going out of town and he's taking zeh aunties' with him.

Lose-points 11 ; Win-points 9 , I do enjoy their company...they're smart and attractive people. Unlike you.

Did I mention that I'm alone? Yeah. Food? Money management? Cooking?! SERIOUSLY. ME?! COOKING!? I'm a guy.

-OH NOES MAN-ESQUE SEXIST PIG LIKE SPEECH COMING UP. QUICKLY GIRLS HOLD YOUR VAGINAS FROM LEEKING-

Guy don't cook.

-Okay, the coast's clear-

Lose - points 20 , Win points - 10

Also some private shit came in the way. Me ish pissed and sad. :( Waaaah.

Well thank god that's off my system.

MOVING ON.

I hate women sometimes. They're like black people , OH NOES RACISM , actually all racial minorities in this world are bitches. OH NO LESS CONCENTRATED RACISM ON THE BLACKS BUT IT AFFECTS WORLDWIDE.

Damn , I'm on a roll. See , guys , before you get some hacker to trace me and kill me , I'll explain to you why am I so mean to you guys. The black people...and the asian people...and the not-roman latinos.

You guys think EVERYTHING'S racist. Seriously? The N-word? You made it up. The dog eating jokes? Stop eating Fido and Fifi assholes. The whole 'He gringooo loco , motherfucker' joke? You guys say that all the time.

We're white. We're not special. We don't have smartness and overall sad determination like asians...we don't have less chances of getting skin cancer like the afro-descendents and also we don't have the awesome facial hair and overall gringo loco attitude like you mexicanos and weirdass locos.

WE GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING RIGHT?! Also stop giving us ammo. That's pathetic. Wanna change 'our' ways? Start changing yours. I mean it 50 Cent. I mean it Daddy Yankee. I mean it Wu Tang Clan.

Seriously. I do.

Also women are dumb sometimes. You always go out with the wrong guy. EVEN THOUGH YOU HEARD HE'S A MAJOR ASS. You'll turn head over heels by this hot guy you see. Also you have feelings. No wonder you get a promotion. Haha bitch.

See , when a woman cheats on a man , the man slaps her. If a man cheats on a woman , she cries. Men drive safely. Women don't. Seriously look it up. Men don't have the need to march because we're lazy fucks and we take care of our shit. Women have 56 unions and 2 world-wide companies to save your asses from getting killed.

Seriously? Girls? Man up. Go get a gun , grow some balls and watch porn. Is that hard?

Disclaimer : I'm communist. Blame Stalin. Not me. ( LAWL JOKE. OR IS IT?! )