I'm off from work today.
SWEET. That's an orgasm right there.
Count : 1
I went off and bought Zatochi's series and the movie and it's artbook. Costed me 79 quid.
Count : 2
I had pea soup for brunch , lunch , snack between and dinner. I'll probably eat it though out the night.
Count : 3
Now I'm writing on my blog.
Count : -3
I got a interesting e-mail from a friend of mine.
It was about a anime site he had and wanted me to join.
Anime? I'm sorry. Japanese cartoons with a fancy french name. I'll diminish it to JCwaFFN
Easy to recall? Enough for your brain I hope.
So I say. Of course.
" No. "
With a polite accent on the 'o'.
He continued on bitching until the 5th e-mail.
With words like. " Why not? ; Come on man it's gonna be fun! ; I need you , you're kinda of smart. "
I replied. " No. "
Seriously. I didn't even read his replies. No. Negative answer. Niet. Nien. No. Não. Jamais.
Then we have the MSN talk. Oh the orgasm count will go down to infinite negatives.
Him >> Dude how come you won't go to my website man?!
Me >> I don't like anime.
Him >> But dude anime's awesome! Teaches you things and not to mention the eye candy!
Me >> Eye...candy? ...Oh you mean the big-breasted chicks. I like those. That's it.
(( I like breasts okay? It doesn't make me a machist pig nor a pervert. Unfortunately I'm both. Honesty is the best tool , people. Use it. ))
Him >> C'mon man.
Me >> Listen ,
I dislike anime. Don't make me block you and probably track you down.
Him >> Fine...Baka arou.
Oh no he didn't.
He did not use otaku's favourites' line. Baka? Arou? Are you constipated or willing to get shot?
Me >> Bless you.
I answer. Trying to place some humour to ease this bombing F-bomb incoming his way.
Him >> Urusai baka inu.
You. Are. So. Fucked.
Me >> Listen to me fuckface. Just because you know some words in japanese , doesn't make you the man. I'm the man. I'm the guy who probably will get your sister pregnant and run over your dog! I'm the guy your mom will think of , when she's fucking your dad. So listen to me Boy George , 70's japanaphiliac fuck , I'm not in the mood for your bullshit and your nazi talk. And yes. Japanese people were nazis. Still are. Look up gaijin , shit face. They don't like you! THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE ASIANS FROM OTHER COUNTRIES. NOW FUCK OFF. Also..have a nice day, kawaii desu ne. ^__^
He disappeared from my buddy list and e-mail list in minus 5 minutes.
Over nine thousand baby.